I don’t enjoy free writing

I don’t enjoy free writing.

I’m sorry, the idea leaves me unmoved and worse than that, paralysed with fear. I mean if I just sat and wrote the next thought that crossed my mind and followed it with the next thought and so on, which all may be totally unrelated, I’d be losing your attention almost immediately and deservedly.

Writing, in my mind, is telling a story not just letting the mind and fingers lose to scribble any old tosh on a piece of paper for you to read. If I have a story to tell then I will set about and tell it. If I don’t I won’t.

Right now I cannot think of any gem of an idea that I could write about and keep your attention for the next 270 words so adios amigos and ………….HOLD ON A SECOND ………………….. come back!

Hmmmmmm ….. OK – I’ve got one and this may be a great business opportunity for all of you that would like to set up a glossy magazine to rival “Hello”, that monthly publication that contains endless pages of pictures of Hollywood & Reality TV stars who have got married recently or bought a house or had a baby.

Are you ready for it? …. It’s got the potential to be HUGE….

I’ve kept it to myself for 6 years but now I’m going to let it go.

Maybe you can make it become a reality?

OK, here it is…..

it’s a biggie…..

“Goodbye”

“Goodbye” is the new monthly glossy magazine that gives you the inside story on all those Hollywood & Reality TV stars that have divorced, separated or had a conscious uncoupling in the recent past. Interviews with the party that wants to get their side of the story out and a few thousand dollars towards their legal bills. Spill the beans on why it didn’t work out, get a second chance to publish the pictures that failed to sell of the wedding, hell, sell the wedding dress! Read the Agony Aunt column that dispenses advice on prenuptial, alimony and property disposal. What to wear to the court? Makeup or natural? Top 10 Divorce Solicitors, Best states to get divorced in and on and on it goes…..

What do you think? Has it legs or what?

Interested?

Go on just go for it. You have my blessing. Just remember who thought of it first. Away you fly my baby……..